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Great Minds
For the last few years I’ve tried to think of merchandise that I wouldn’t be embarrassed to sell on the road, and the only idea I’ve ever liked is t-shirts with idiotic slogans attributed to great thinkers. I’m sure I’ll never have any of these made, but that didn’t stop April Richardson and me from putting this list together:
“I’m not an alcoholic; I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.” - Louisa May Alcott
“If it’s got tits or tires, it’s gonna give you trouble.” - Oscar Wilde
“Golf is a four-letter word.” - Stephen Hawking
“I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” - Rene Descartes
“I’m not a gynecologist, but I’ll take a look.” - Lord Byron
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” - Marcel Proust
“It’s not a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a sex machine.” - William Butler Yeats
“Let’s play carpenter: first we get hammered, then I nail you.” - Albert Camus
“If tits were brains, you’d be a genius.” - Voltaire
“Take me drunk, I’m home.” - Noam Chomsky
“It ain’t gonna suck itself.” - Emily Bronte
“Save the drama for your mama.” - Sigmund Freud
“It’s not a bald spot, it’s a solar panel for a sex machine.” - Leonardo da Vinci
“Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.” - Howard Zinn
“I’m drucking funk!” - Virginia Woolf
“I’m with stupid.” - Sir Isaac Newton
‘If you can read this, the bitch fell off.” - Nelson Mandela
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.” - Sylvia Plath
“Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.” - Susan B. Anthony
“The Man ^ The Legend v “ - William Shakespeare
“To all the virgins, thanks for nothing!” - Jane Austen
“Ass, gas, or grass — nobody rides for free!” - Edgar Allan Poe
“If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart!” - Abraham Lincoln
‘“I’m in shape (round is a shape).” - F. Scott Fitzgerald
“I’m #1, so why try harder?” - Karl Marx
“Talk to the hand, ‘cause the face don’t understand!” - Franklin Delano Roosevelt
“Pull my finger.” - D. H. Lawrence
“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.” - Mark Twain
“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.” - Malcolm X
“There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.” - Gloria Steinem
“Visualize whirled peas.” - Winston Churchill
“I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow’s not looking good, either.” - Charles Dickens
“Epic fail.” - Homer
“They call it PMS because ‘Mad Cow Disease’ was already taken.” - Willa Cather
“Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862.” - Gertrude Stein
“How about a nice tall glass of shut the hell up?” - Martin Luther King, Jr.
“My reality check bounced.” - Plato
“Rehab is for quitters.” - Henry David Thoreau
“You look like I need another drink.” - Margaret Mead
“Cool story, bro.” - Benjamin Franklin
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This Is Why Your Photographer Never Sends All The Shots
Photographers usually hear this question often, “Can you send me all the photos from the shoot?”
The answer is no and the client may feel scammed. This is one prime example as to why, not all the shots are worth it! Believe me, you don’t want it. Beyonce’s publicist feels the same way._
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A Very Merry Christmas, IndeedI have known, for nearly 10 days now, the results of my followup PET scan — THE scan that tells us whether the 30 days of external radiation, five chemotherapy injections and four internal radiation treatments effectively eradicated those pesky cancer cells that were wreaking havoc on my cervix and uterus, as well as my iliac and para-aortic lymph nodes.
The verdict? A resounding annihilation. No trace anywhere. Not in my pelvic region, not in my lymph nodes, not in any part of my body where a PET scan might pick up clusters of cells behaving badly. I have triumphantly kicked cancer in its bitch face!
Our journey certainly isn’t over, but I have a feeling the worst of it is. The next two years will include a series of quarterly pap smears, beginning March 2013. Apparently there is debate on whether to be scanned again, but my doctors recommended yearly scans just to keep an eye on it. So that’s what we’ll do.
Our future quarterly San Francisco visits will be bundled into “weekends” that just happen to include a doctor’s appointment. I refuse to let a pelvic exam (shocker included) be the major event of our trips to the great City by the Bay, when there are so many great culinary experiences to be had!
I think, because I’ve known for so long and have had a chance to digest the news, this post is probably lacking the life-affirming exuberance I’ve felt over the last couple of weeks. I don’t know how else to explain it, other than a very deep, ingrained feeling that I’ve been given the opportunity to live my life with greater purpose, with less abandon, to say “yes” to any opportunity and to not fear the unknown—not THE unknown, though, yes, I am a lot less afraid of that. But I am certainly less afraid of getting or being hurt, of embarrassing myself, of trying something because the outcome might be less than stellar.
This awareness has been the best Christmas gift I could possibly hope for. I have a feeling 2013 will be our best year yet. Cheers to our friends, family and community who have been a part of this journey right along with us. Thank you for the hope and strength that helped me power through. Here’s to an even more kickass 2013.
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#HappyWholidays !
We’ve been calling this ‘the shrine’. We seasonally decorated our exploding TARDIS picture with a tiny TARDIS light set. My kids adore it! It’s in the proper place right next to the tree. Now, if only I could make my tree spin like in The Christmas Invasion…hmm. #HappyWholidays !
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thisblogcouldbemoresonic reblogged boatsspeightjrSource: mymodernmet.com
How to Make a Baby by photographer Patrice Laroche and Sandra Denis, the mother of his new baby daughter Justine.
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amyshmames reblogged dainsandovalHappy Wholidays, Universe!
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Our tree! It’s so fun seeing it everywhere!
It first blew up Reddit and then a friend told me lookingforautumn sent my Dalek Tree viral so I figured I’d share some other pix from my living room. Enjoy!
